Earthdiedscreamin

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2005-06-17T19:07:24Z

You Think Michael Jackson Is Guilty

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.

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The Art Of Menstruation By Yours Truly

2005-06-05T03:34:34Z

HaHAha truth be told

2004-09-15T18:38:02Z

Dirty LJ Secrets by Karen_Walker
Username
Favourite Position
Favourite Toy
Likes to be Spanked	squidchix
Dresses in Drag	sleeplessremix
Has a Foot Fetish	crazyukraine
Has a Food Fetish	faerie544
Pays for Sex	spongebobsqpts
Member of the MileHigh Club	girlsetsfire
Leaves Bite Marks	tosevob
Likes to Play Dress-Up	vampyrica
Makes Home-Made Porn	genderisariot

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A poltergeist of the past,an exorcist for the future,the haunting remains in the present tense..

2004-09-11T03:58:52Z

Eucalyptus steam bathe
with hot tea and a decrepit lemon
serving as a life preserver.
The melody of certain damaged lemons linger like the smell of sex..
Depresion has made quite the strain in my heart
leaving little reminders of a schizophrenic past
dementia praecox
Piano plays to one's tears in all flats
Lucid dreams evaporate under worn skin distributeing a collage of colorful chemicals alonga young landmark.
In my slumber i take momentum to all worlds
My soul converts to the kodak aspect being nothing more then a strip of film storing energy to navigate across many orbs of emotion.I'm sorry for falling in love with you.

Let that fever play

2004-09-01T22:54:49Z

Sun rise Sun set
Sun rise Sun set
Swiftly come the days
Sun rise sun set
You wake up and you undress
It always is the same
The sun rise and the sun sets
Your lieing while you confess
Keep trying to explain
The sun rise the sun sets
You realize then you forget
what you have been trying to retain
bUT EVERYBODY KNOWS ITS ALLL ABOUT THE THINGS THAT GET STUCK INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD
Like a soldier who sees a vision of a body after she stretches out on your bed ,you raise her hands in the air asking when was the last time you looked in the mirror cuz YOU CHANGED. YEAH YOU CHANGED...

The sun rise the sun sets
your hopeful then you regret
The circle never breaks
With the sun rise and the sun set
theres a change, is there nothing that remains?

For a sun rise or a sun set
your manic or your depressed
Will you ever feel ok?
For a sun rise or a sun set
Your lover is an actress
Did you really think she'd stay?

For a sun rise or a sun set
Your eitehr coming or you just left
but your always on the way.
Towards a sun rise or a sun set
A scribble or a sonnet there really just teh same
To the sun rise or the sun set the master and his servant
have exactly the same faith.
Its a sun rise and a sun set
from a craddle to a casket
Theres no way to exacpe

The sun rise and the sun set
Holds your sadness like a puppet keep putting on a play.
But everything you do is leading to the poitn where you just wont know what to do.
So its true the trick is complete become everything you said you never would be. Your a fool
YOUR A FOOOL!

Sun rise sun set
go home to your apartment and let that fever play.

Eat your heart out

2004-07-10T02:37:09Z

ragedy ass ann

2004-06-19T22:28:30Z

dear prudence

2004-05-29T00:16:31Z

Boredom makes the ass grow fonder

2004-05-28T23:57:58Z

D	Dashing
E	Enchanting
E	Elitist
P	Pure
C	Comical
R	Relaxing
O	Odd
T	Twisted
C	Comical
H	Hot

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Lobotomizing the retarded daughter, blah,blah. Those darn Kennedy's get away with everything!

2004-05-16T04:20:41Z

The theory of vagina dentata is absolutely ridiculous. It is eggs benedict that will bite your dick off.

Think back on Medieval Norway- the bloody blood feuds, the crackling fat as you roast a neighbor for having insulted you...Thank God they had the angelic Leechwives to come around and lay on some leeches when you were ill. At least they had that...i miss europe.
Oh yes one more thing was there any way I would not mention the fact that I was told today that Howard Hughes shot up mother's milk from a wetnurse? However, I will certainly NOT disclose to you how he prodded at the golf ball sized tumor on his forehead with a fountain pen.

Way down in the hole with a jockey full of bourbon

2004-05-07T21:39:59Z

The bats are in th belfry
the dew is on the moor
where are the arms that held me
and pledged her love before
It's such a sad old feeling
the fields are soft and green
it's memories that im stealing
but you're innocent when you dream
running through the graveyard
we laughed my friends and I
we swore we'd be together
until the day we died
until the day we died

Love is a dangerous angel

2004-05-01T00:57:18Z

All the world just stopped now
so you say you don't wanna stay together anymore
let me take a deep breath babe if you need me
I'll be hangin out with my dreams

They say hi by the way
I dont beleive your leaving cause me and charles manson like the same ice cream
I think it's that girl and i think there're are pieces of me you've never seen
maaybe sh'es just pieces of me you've never z\seen well

All the world is
All i am
the black of the blackest ocean and the tear in your hand

deepcrotch @ 2004-04-06T01:21:00

2004-04-03T12:20:39Z

im in Romania.......

ME FUCKIN OW

2004-03-10T18:10:46Z

It;s hard to find the balance when you are in love. You're lost in the middle cause you hAVE to decide between mind and heart. Heart is the engine of your body but brain is the engine of life. Limbotomy?

hahahahahha yes! call me Binkie

2004-03-10T17:45:32Z

The resembalence is quite striking dont ya think?
GENIUS GENIUS

If i was a serial killer i would be John Wayne Gacy .

If you ever had a reason to be afraid of clowns. This would be it.

Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under the floor boards of his home.

Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually, using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them.

kill count: 30+

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who could resist this sexy beast? The dildos are a definite bonus and they call it torture? I have one word for you KINKY.

Rasputina

2004-02-28T20:16:21Z

Pimp juice

2004-02-25T21:25:01Z

Björk is love

i hate you

2004-02-24T03:59:50Z

The lights went baCK TO green of safety,but she stood trembling,unable to move.That's how it works for the travel of one's body,she thought,but what have they done to the traffic of the soul?They have set the signals in reverse and the road is safe when the lights are the red of evil,but when the lights are the green of virtue,promsing that yours is the right of way,you venture forth and are ground by the wheels.All over the worldshe thought,those inverted lights go reaching into every land,they go on,encircling the earth. And the earth is littered with mangled cripples,who don't know what hit them or why,who crawl as best they can on their crushed limbs through their lightless days,with no answer save that pain is the core of existance and the traffic cops pf morality chortle and tell them that humanity,by nature,is unable to walk.
All i feel is pain,hope is a hidden instigator with intolerable cruelty.Like a shadow is the ghost dancing in the darkness of the light.Death herself speaks sweet sovereignty inbetween the borders of con and sub. Where is your conscience?

Now thats wha ti call nutrition malnourishment Anyone in the mood for ethiopian?

2004-02-15T00:08:01Z

I see angels and i see you ridin a big red horse

2004-02-11T21:36:35Z

You represent... angst.
You have an extremely cynical outlook on just about
everything. It's okay to sulk and be
depressed, but life is short, and you only get
one. It's only what you make it, and only you
can make it improve.

What feeling do you represent?
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Thats mah shiiit

2004-02-11T19:08:15Z

Frozen blood has cracked open my veins and flooded my heart.

2004-02-07T09:12:39Z

I MISS MY BABY....

happy hours golden showers

2004-02-06T08:02:38Z

I would say the emotions behind my everyday existance would quite frankly be pretty damn close to this.

On a daily basis i indulge in humor ,one might find grotesque and appauling to deal with my anger towards humanity.if it was up to me you all would be dead,tortured like a moth that flys into the electric lamp several times before realizing death has come to claim its due. Ok children of the cunt i think i have said enough. I leave you with the darkest light. I hope you all have a sanctuary safe and hidden. I shall hibernate with my misanthropic majesty.

OH THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE

2004-02-06T07:37:58Z

A life unused is an early death aww look at the bloody hams i hamoraged out of my rectum

2004-02-06T05:42:31Z

HAHAHA i love it! The satanic hamster dance makes me want to get down with the washed up crones. I wish i could shit one of these lovies out.
Some nice nursery rhymes, the only difference is the brutal truth is broughtforth.
Mary Mary in quiet Malady. How does you Madness grow?
When screaming bells, and nightmare Hells, and bloodied pains all begin to flow.

Ring around the Chosen, chalice filled with poison.
Ashes Ashes drifting to the ground.
<3 love my kitty meow meow with all the pink furryness my rodent inner being has.Im a bashful rat and i will deficate in your eye.